cursor by thetremblingofmyhand [Insert Witty Title Here]

shamelesslyunladylike:

reyairia:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

this had sixty notes last night

SIXTY NOTES

I’M STARTING A CROWDFUNDING FOR THIS, LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!

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yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

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starryskiesandcherrypies:

lightspeedsound:

girlmarauders:

accurate

oh my god

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(Source: kiermonroe, via grootsdance)

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:





IT GOT BETTER

GOD OF FERTILITY BITCHES

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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IT GOT BETTER

GOD OF FERTILITY BITCHES

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lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

(Source: us-the-teens, via sheeporghini)

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele, via leodragonvaldez)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

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(Source: askthesciencebros, via grootsdance)

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops, via grootsdance)

adaaar:

"so what are you up to?"

researching

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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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otomriddle:

Harry Potter and the Modern Muggle AU 

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